Bahahaha! That’s too funny! I love that you use it the opposite way, that’s excellent.

*later, in the High Court*

Mark ‘Chopper’ Read KC: “I put it to you, Ms … Carbuncle … er, Carmichael, if that is indeed your real name, that YOU stole this particular phrase from my client!”

Chief Justice: “For a King’s Counsel, you really are a muppet. Everyone knows that the best ideas are stolen. Case dismissed. Mr Overs, if that is indeed your real name, isn’t that cricket-related jargon …Mr Overs, I find you in contempt. Just saying. Ms Carmichael, you are not entitled to a sophomore appeal to this court. Mr Read, I’ll see you in chambers so that I may deliver a frank and honest appraisal of your performance”.